This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

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Yet another attempt by my loving wife to put me in an early grave.

That’s far enough!

8 Responses to “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”

  1. Mack Says:

    Yeah, but the truck looks awesome! Did you detail it today? BTW, you did some stand up work on Saturday, and be sure and thank Chris for helping out as well. Sorry the food went horribly wrong. And I forgot to give you the pickles….damn.

  2. Nashville Knucklehead Says:

    Your wife did that? Oh, yeah, and that foul odor came from the dog.

  3. Mother Sarcastro Says:

    It doesn’t look all that bad. We short gals just have a hard time backing up.

  4. Sarcastro Says:

    Mack, that is just the light of an early dawn making that unwashed truck look good. Imagine a it detailed and sitting in your driveway for only $15,999!

    Knuck, it could have been worse. She could have blown out the transmission.

  5. Nashville Knucklehead Says:

    Just reverse, dude. My life is now strictly forward-looking. I just can’t park.

  6. Exador Says:

    $16,000, with some slight damage.

  7. Mrs. Sarcastro Says:

    It’s a good thing that I have a sense of humor.

  8. Sarcastro Says:

    On the contrary, my dear. It’s a good thing that I have a sense of humor.

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