We are ready.
The bag is packed. Plans are in motion. Relatives have arrived.
Quasi-dangerous car seats have been installed. Potentially poisonous baby bottles are ready for milk. Highly flammable pajamas with trademarked cartoon characters are washed and folded.
Let’s light this candle. Poor choice of words.
Watching The Defectives 
March 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm |
I take it that you aren’t allowed to liveblog the C-section? Have you ever witnessed major abdominal surgery? Have you ever seen a live uterus in front of your eyes? Do take note of these things and give us your impressions later.I do kinda hate that this isn’t a vaginal birth that will require labor and pushing because I’d love to hear what Mrs. S would be overheard screaming at you. You know, obscenities and such.
March 7, 2007 at 2:33 pm |
Hurray! I hope he has your dimples. Get good pics and post them soon!
March 7, 2007 at 2:48 pm |
DO NOT READ BELOW! GROSS STUFF!My coworker was present during his wife’s C-section. He said he was fine until he looked up and "Saw the doctor had his arms in her stomach past his elbows."Then he passed out.
March 7, 2007 at 3:22 pm |
I’m giddy with excitement! Giddy I tell you.
March 7, 2007 at 3:26 pm |
Crikey, is it that time already? I wish you both nothing but the best in this, and if you DO pass out I hope you’ll be man enough to lie about it.
March 7, 2007 at 3:56 pm |
Yipee!! Here’s wishing for a perfect surgery & recovery, and healthy mom & baby! Can’t wait to see pictures! 🙂
March 7, 2007 at 3:59 pm |
Well, if the baby’s dad can quote The Right Stuff at a moment’s notice, something tells me the kid’ll do fine.Good luck to all of you. I’ll be casting thoughts into the Bronze Age Mythology Tree on your behalf.
March 7, 2007 at 6:17 pm |
My 13 year old was busted sneaking out of the house for the first time last weekend.Good freakin’ luck.
March 7, 2007 at 8:22 pm |
Oh, Mrs. Sarcastro will have plenty to yell at Sar about once the epidural wears off! Yowzers those c-sections do hurt when it’s all over and done with!!My husband’s seen my uterus, twice. I think it’s actually a pretty cool thing that he’s seen a part of me that I never have. Believe me, you’ll find plenty of opportunities to show someone up just by saying, "Oh yeah, well I’ve seen my wife’s uterus, so there!"
March 7, 2007 at 8:23 pm |
Ahhhh… congratulations, Dad! How exciting. 🙂
March 7, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
Is there anything more precious than a baby moonbat?I don’t think so.
March 7, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
A baby! A baby!
March 7, 2007 at 11:34 pm |
I wish the smoothest least complicated delivery in the world for Mrs. Sarcastro. I’ll even wish for the classic 70’s sitcom moment when the Doc discovers there are actually twins that didn’t show up on the ultrasound.However the fact that my kid can bathe and wipe her own butt makes be throw a big, Nelson, "HA-ha" in your direction.
March 8, 2007 at 7:49 am |
Do take note of these things and give us your impressions later.Or not. That’d be ok too. Really.
March 8, 2007 at 11:28 am |
Best wishes to you and Mrs. S.
March 8, 2007 at 3:48 pm |
Congrats on your new baby! How exciting!
March 8, 2007 at 7:28 pm |
Pictures! We want pictures!
March 9, 2007 at 12:29 am |
Congratulations Sarcastro.