If you asked me two years ago, “Do you ever foresee a time when you will say the following?”
Hold still. I’m trying to wipe the shit off of your balls.
I would have called you a damn fool.
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Watching The Defectives 
June 21, 2007 at 6:06 am |
I could have gone my whole life without having to read that. Thanks a lot.
June 21, 2007 at 6:25 am |
[…] I feel your pain. […]
June 21, 2007 at 6:46 am |
I takeit to mean that you would find some of these handy.
June 21, 2007 at 6:46 am |
Keep in mind, he’ll be returning the favor someday….
June 21, 2007 at 8:11 am |
Ha! Imagine if you had a girl!
June 21, 2007 at 9:53 am |
Keep in mind, he’ll be returning the favor someday….
Word.
Let me offer this: Since the Authorities frown on simply placing the infant in the dishwasher, (clearly the time-friendliest method), just change the baby on several layers of towels on the kitchen counter, and spray the area with your sink sprayer.
Or not.
June 21, 2007 at 10:00 am |
[…] Life is funny that way […]
June 21, 2007 at 2:56 pm |
I used the sink sprayer all the time w/ my daughter. It works like a charm!
June 21, 2007 at 6:01 pm |
[…] Has It Come To This? If you asked me two years ago, “Do you ever foresee a time when you will say the following?“ Hold still. […] […]
June 21, 2007 at 7:43 pm |
I’m with Exador.
I could have gone the rest of my life …
June 21, 2007 at 8:31 pm |
Find solace in the fact that I haven’t taken any pictures.
Yet.
June 22, 2007 at 7:10 am |
Dude,
I really appreciate it. I should have never mixed black bean enchiladas and tequila shots.
The commenters are right. I will return the favor someday.
June 23, 2007 at 1:12 pm |
Save this post, it’ll make for excellent entertainment when he’s a teenager and has his first girlfriend!
OMG it’s a good thing I don’t have any kids of my own, I would be the most evil mom.
June 23, 2007 at 6:05 pm |
Wait til you say something to him that your parents said to you…one of those things you swore you’d never say. You may not think it will happen. You may chant over and over you won’t…but you will.
June 23, 2007 at 8:42 pm |
Sista, he already does. I love it!!!
June 24, 2007 at 8:55 am |
Yup. Right there with ya.