Hillary Clinton
Former First Lady
Democratic Front Runner
You make my skin crawl
Rudy Giuliani
America’s Mayor
Endorsed by Pat Robertson You lost my vote, pal Barack Obama Endorsed by Oprah If not for your skin color Would anyone care? Mitt Romney You have five adult sons And support the Iraq War Send the neighbor kid Mortgage ‘Crisis’ Bad loans and defaults No one likes “I told you so” But, I told you so Return of Imus Turkey-necked old fart Welcome back to radio Nappy headed ho’s British teacher in Sudan Muhammad the Bear Muslim fanatics urge death Religion of Peace Evel RIP Snake River Canyon You were in the pantheon Of childhood heroes
Endorsed by Pat Robertson You lost my vote, pal Barack Obama Endorsed by Oprah If not for your skin color Would anyone care? Mitt Romney You have five adult sons And support the Iraq War Send the neighbor kid Mortgage ‘Crisis’ Bad loans and defaults No one likes “I told you so” But, I told you so Return of Imus Turkey-necked old fart Welcome back to radio Nappy headed ho’s British teacher in Sudan Muhammad the Bear Muslim fanatics urge death Religion of Peace Evel RIP Snake River Canyon You were in the pantheon Of childhood heroes
December 2, 2007 at 9:47 am |
Turkey-necked old fart?
Yup, that’s about right.
December 3, 2007 at 8:33 am |
[...] Sarcastro has crafted some Headline Haikus. [...]
December 3, 2007 at 8:37 am |
Ok, dammit, “send the neighbor’s kid” made me spew my coffee onto my laptop.
Shit, nappy headed Ho did too.
Please God don’t start a meme with this shit.
December 3, 2007 at 9:51 am |
hahahaha….you are brilliant.
December 3, 2007 at 12:24 pm |
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, ho’s
December 3, 2007 at 1:12 pm |
You must be seriously bored.
Bored, but funny!
December 13, 2007 at 7:37 am |
[...] I have to admit I’m unsure why her campaign devotes time attacking Obama. The guy cannot win. I like Sarcastro’s Obama Haiku. [...]