Headline Haikus

Hillary Clinton

Former First Lady

Democratic Front Runner 

You make my skin crawl 

 

Rudy Giuliani 

America’s Mayor

Endorsed by Pat Robertson

You lost my vote, pal 

 

Barack Obama

Endorsed by Oprah

If not for your skin color

Would anyone care?

 

Mitt Romney

You have five adult sons

And support the Iraq War

Send the neighbor kid 

 

Mortgage ‘Crisis’

Bad loans and defaults 

No one likes “I told you so” 

But, I told you so 

 

 Return of Imus 

Turkey-necked old fart

Welcome back to radio

Nappy headed ho’s

 

British teacher in Sudan 

Muhammad the Bear 

Muslim fanatics urge death 

Religion of Peace 

 

Evel RIP

Snake River Canyon

You were in the pantheon

Of childhood heroes