Archive for December, 2008

Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away

December 28, 2008

Evolve or die. At least that’s what they tell the kids in church. Ok, maybe not at your Church, LLC.  Priorities around here are shifting. Effective immediately, this blog will cease operation due to insufficient spare time and general apathy. And as an unfortunate effect of the shitty economic climate, we’re going to have to let some of you go. Operations will continue at other online social media thingamajigs. There will be no severance package.

Except for this.

So long, suckers.


Everyone Look Buusy!

December 16, 2008

The best part of this:  Misspelled on both sides.


Lucky Shot

December 15, 2008

Howzabout some privacy?

Dear Mr. President-Elect

December 9, 2008

It has come to my attention through various new media sources that you may be searching for a new speechwriter.

Let me tell ya, I’m all about that Hope shit. Faith, Charity and the rest of those chicks are cool, too.

Enclosed is a photo and resume detailing my qualifications.Check out these Yes We Cans!

I’ve Got A Jolly Roger

December 5, 2008

Here’s to the resurgence of piracy around the world proving that global warming is a hoax.