SuperGiantAwesomeFucking Tuesday

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By end of business Tuesday, we will know who the GOP nominee will be. Expect the Democrats to drag this shit out until the last dog dies.

A few states were left out of this as they can’t get their act together enough to have both parties primaries/caucus on the same day. No one is going to take you seriously, this late in the game, if this is the best you can do. I’m talking to YOU Kansas, Montana and North Dakota. As for Alaska, dude, most people aren’t sure if you are even really a state.

And, your winners are:

The Republicans

McCain

Arizona
California
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Illinois
Minnesota
Missouri
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
Tennessee
 
Romney
Colorado
Idaho
Massachusetts
Utah

Huckabee

Alabama
Arkansas
Oklahoma

The Democrats

Obama

Alabama
California
Connecticut
Georgia
Illinois
Massachusetts
Missouri
Tennessee

Clinton

Arizona
Arkansas
Colorado
Delaware
Idaho
Minnesota
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
Oklahoma
Utah

If I am wrong, may the god of your choice strike me dead.

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7 Responses to “SuperGiantAwesomeFucking Tuesday”

  1. Volunteer Voters » The Oracle Has Spoken Says:

    […] is calling Tennessee for Obama and McCain. Bold choice going for Obama here. What does he know that we don’t? Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social […]

  2. Mr. Mack Says:

    I think you’re wrong about Minnesota.

  3. Sarcastro Says:

    Hillary has a comfortable lead in the polls there. Obama plans to campaign there between now and Tuesday, but that will not be enough to bridge the gap.

  4. TK Says:

    I think you’re wrong about several states but are enjoying wishful thinking.

  5. Sarcastro Says:

    ‘…wishful thinking.’

    That implies I have a dog in this fight. I don’t. There isn’t a candidate mentioned that I wouldn’t have to hold my nose before voting for them.

    If you would like to specify which states you feel are going to go in a different direction, let’s hear it.

    Otherwise, see you on Tuesday.

  6. Sean Braisted Says:

    Curious about Colorado for Clinton, how did you come to that conclusion?

  7. Sarcastro Says:

    Colorado could really go either way.

    Right now, I think Obama has a small lead within the margin of error in most polls.

    Even if I’m wrong about Colorado, my winning percentage is still better than, say, Chris Matthews.

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