Golping With Dad

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He: They got a woman up there driving that cart!

Me: Next thing you know they’ll let ’em vote!

He: They shouldn’t be allowed on the course!

Me: Oh, really?

He: Hell, yes! That’s what Golf means.

Me: Here we go…

He: Gentlemen Only Ladies Prohibited.

Me: Golp?

He: I meant…

Me: Forbidden?

He: Yeah! Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.

Me: I’m taking another mulligan.

He: You can’t do that!

Me: Clearly you aren’t familiar with the Rules of Golp.

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One Response to “Golping With Dad”

  1. Mother Sarcastro Says:

    The man never could spell.

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