So What?

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File the following stories under “Who Gives A Shit”.

Field Trip Prank Outrages Murfreesboro Parents

What would local news be without manufactured parental outrage?  Yes, your child was sobbing so hard you could barely hear your new attorney mention he is asking for six figures in imaginary damages.  Poor you.

These parents should be grateful.  It takes most kids until at least their early twenties to find out that other people in general, and authority figures especially, are assholes. Consider this an early lesson in life.  No charge.

Fire Destroys Hundreds of Acres on Ga/Fla. Border.

If you haven’t spent any time there, trust me, this can only be an improvement.  There’s a reason this was a buffer area between the colonies and the Spanish a couple of hundred years ago.  In a way, it still is.  It keeps the Mexican pickers down Orlando way.  They call the area, Tierra del Culos.

I do worry about Okefenokee Joe.

Bob Barker Ready To Die Retire.

I imagine that Hell is a place where The Price is Right is the only show broadcast on Hell’s TV station.  All day.  Every day. For Eternity.  Soon enough, Bob will be reunited there with Johnny Olson and Rod Roddy.  They are already rehearsing for the show.

If you listened closely last week, you could have heard them say, “Philip Workman, Come on down!”

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7 Responses to “So What?”

  1. Mister Nashville Says:

    As a kid who grew up near the Okefenokee Swamp, I saw Okefenokee Joe at school at least 100 times. He’s an idiot and a genius all in one.

  2. Sarcastro Says:

    When I lived South of the Gnat Line, his show, Swampwise, was on Public TV at least twice a year.

  3. Kate O' Says:

    You’re a mean bitch, but you’re funny as shit.

  4. Mark Says:

    Oooooh, she called you “beeyatch.” BE-OTCH. Are you gonna take that?

  5. Nashville is Talking » Newsflash, Chirrens Says:

    […] Sarcastro peaked his head out to make his opinion known about the Scales Elementary School prank tha…: What would local news be without manufactured parental outrage? Yes, your child was sobbing so hard you could barely hear your new attorney mention he is asking for six figures in imaginary damages. Poor you. […]

  6. Kathy T. Says:

    One of the kids on the field trip is in my Girl Scout troop. Her mom often manufactures trouble, so I’ve definitely taken it with a grain of salt like you.

  7. Sarcastro Says:

    Take it?

    I’m kinda turned on by it!

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