Must Pee TV

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Bad Dog, Bad Dog
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when they come for youuuuuu!

Animal Cops Houston is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All dogs are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Unless they have been shitting in the house. Like you, Rose. Then the odor of guilt hangs in the air.

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Even the Animal Cops aren’t going to have any sympathy for you. You get walked any time you like. Sometimes, even if you aren’t interested in going outside. Yet, you persist in this nervous peeing and crapping behavior. Don’t even get me started on the goddamn drooling on my bedspread. At least that better be drool.

The only thing that seems to soothe her disgusting nervous behavior is My Name Is Earl.

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3 Responses to “Must Pee TV”

  1. Katherine Coble Says:

    So do you think maybe she’s just acting out because she senses the new baby’s imminent arrival? She wouldn’t be the first dog to do that, I’m sure.

  2. Sarcastro Says:

    That’s pretty much our theory.I expected the kids to indulge in regressive behavior, not the dog.

  3. Katherine Coble Says:

    I expected the kids to indulge in regressive behavior, not the dog.I suspect that’s coming, too.

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