I Need A Shower


Wait…I just had one.

In what I initally assumed was part of a massive conspiracy to emasculate your humble correspondent, turned out to be a damn good time. Ginger and Sista Smiff were the masterminds behind this baby shower scheme. They have set the bar fairly high for any future blogger shower hootenannies.

This list of attendees is a veritable “Who’s Who” of the Nashville blog community. Decorum forbids listing them all here by name. They know who they are and can expect a note of thanks via email before the sun is over the yardarm. Expect them to each post their own versions of what went down. Like Rashomon, but with cake and balloons.

One interesting phenomenon was how the conversation throughout the party would flow. I drifted between different groups discussing a wide variety of topics. It struck me, that like the internet itself, one was never more than three clicks from porn.

Mrs. Sarcastro enjoyed herself, despite the violations her royal decree of no photographs of her in all her glowing pregnant glory. My explanation, that women who are eight months pregnant aren’t expected to have flat bellies, was met with scorn and derision. Apparently, I don’t know what I’m talking about. Her impression of the Nashville bloggers continues to be a positive one.

A note of thanks to Dr. Funkenswine who hosted this soiree. Remember to call the Mothership for your special events and catering needs!

Special thanks to BG for knowing that Daddy needed his medicine.


8 Responses to “I Need A Shower”

  1. Mack Says:

    Decorum’s ass, i was there, i want it acknowledged.

  2. Sarcastro Says:

    Well, there you go. You are now acknowledged.

  3. WonderDawg Says:

    Got a good photo of you with the glowing loins – http://wonderdawg777.blogspot.com/2007/02/somebody-needed-shower.htmlPut it in the baby book!

  4. Ginger Says:

    What a fun shindig! Pictures will be plastered everywhere, but I am honoring my promise to Mrs. Sarcastro, and will not post any of her without here express written permission. :)I promise that if I find a matching hooded robe with little bears on it in your size, I will buy it for you for Father’s Day…you would look so cute in it. Oh, and a diaper, too.

  5. SistaSmiff Says:

    Mrs. S. is a cute little pregnant gal. I know she doesn’t feel so cute at this point, but, she’s darling.

  6. Lynnster Says:

    What Sista said, and I again would never have guessed she was as far along as she is if I didn’t know. I missed the porn conversations. Well, damn.

  7. malia Says:

    Lynnster, I think you missed the convo b/c I may have put an end to it when I walked in on the conversation! I have that effect on people talking about porn. Sorry guys!Sar, I enjoyed the shindig and meeting you (again!) and your very lovely wife!

  8. newscoma Says:

    I missed a porn conversation?Wait, I wasn’t even there but I’m jealous.

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