Squeal Like A Pig

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Keowee Aquaterra kayak. Great play boat for those beautiful trips down any of the local rivers with the exception of the shitty Harpeth. Let those losers from the Krystal ad have that barely moving ribbon of raw sewage.

I’ll throw in the paddle and my Burt Reynolds-style life jacket. $125

Actual life jacket (personal flotation device) resembles this photo about as much as I do. Or as much as Burt currently resembles the photo.

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One Response to “Squeal Like A Pig”

  1. Sarcastro Says:

    Too late!Sold to a discriminating buyer with excellent taste in sporting goods.

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