Bahama Mama

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The death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son in the Bahamas the other day is certainly a national tragedy, or so we’re told.  The twenty year-old young man died of a heart attack a few days after his mother gave birth to her second child.  He was a pretty decent kid, according to all accounts. 

Let’s be honest, isn’t it a miracle that Anna was able to raise a child that lived to see his 20th birthday?  What do you suppose the over/under is on the number of birthdays the new kid is going to celebrate?  Luckily, Anna has enough money to hire people to keep her from accidentally stepping on it during a booze and painkiller fueled frenzy.  

I watched her show on the E! channel.  She was always about a Lortab-tini away from putting her little rat dog in the microwave and asking Kimmy and Howard to clean it up for her.  She was so fucked up and congenitally stupid, she thought Bobby Trendy was straight.

Wonder if the autopsy will show that the kid’s heart attack was caused when he realized that his mother was actually Anna Nicole Smith. 

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3 Responses to “Bahama Mama”

  1. Katherine Coble Says:

    I just think it was super odd that the kid died right after she unearthed another one. It’s as though someone out there said "one’s your limit, babe."

  2. Exador Says:

    My suspicion lies with the new sister. I think she inherited her mother’s gene for sniffing out free money, saw that the oil geezer’s money was going to go to the firstborn, and off’d him herself.History will prove me right.

  3. SistaSmiff Says:

    I always got the impression that Daniel was so well aware that his mother wasn’t normal. He seemed sorta kinda normal. Kinda like Tanya Tucker’s kids have way more sense than she does.

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