Good Day Sunshine

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Today is going to be a great day.  I had a fairly good night’s sleep.  Upon awakening, The Sugar Momma and I engaged in behavior that can only be considered life-affirming, pleasurable, and an excellent reason to get up in the morning.  Or it was the most awful, filthy thing on earth that you should save for someone you love.  Either way, I’m a big fan.

After flipping on the TV, it became clear that the day was only going to get better.  Al-Zarqawi is dead.  Finally some good news.  He got blowed up real good. Thank Allah for the JDAM

Monica Crowley just said on the air that this news is better than sex.  Which is a sad commentary regarding her current boyfriend, more than it is an accurate view of the latest development in the War on Terror.

Sugar Momma announced from the bathroom that I won’t be a father, at least for the near term.  This day can’t get any better, can it? 

I’m going to buy lottery tickets. 

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4 Responses to “Good Day Sunshine”

  1. Katherine Coble Says:

    Well, this may go on record as being the baseline Sarcastro-TMI post.

  2. sgazzetti Says:

    My condolences. It’s a sad thing when your boys can’t swim.

  3. Sarcastro Says:

    They can swim, but have been warned about The Under Toad.

  4. Tutularue Says:

    I’m with Miss Kitty – TMI

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