Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Day To Quit Drinking

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The dog and I are headed out for a weekend with the family.  Apparently, there is a birthday that is being celebrated. 

So, if you see some meth-addled West Nashville hillbillies toting around a big TV or a computer down Charlotte near the Pawn Shop strip, that shit’s mine. 

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12 Responses to “Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Day To Quit Drinking”

  1. jag Says:

    You could still sniff glue.

  2. Sarcastro's Sugar Momma Says:

    I’ll keep my eye on your things while you are gone.

  3. Katherine Coble Says:

    Why’s the Sugar Momma staying behind? I’d think that having a Sugar Momma by your side would ease the pain of dealing with family sans anesthitisation. Or however the hell you spell it.

  4. Aunt B. Says:

    Hey, I’m no meth-addled hillbilly. I’m just a girl who loves fancy big screens. And you can be sure I’ll be sending my chiropractic bill to you. Next time you go out of town, I’d appreciate you leaving a small handcart near the front door. Moving that TV without it was a bitch.

  5. Sarcastro's Sugar Momma Says:

    So that was you this afternoon on Charlotte Pike. I thought I recognized that "adorable" boob freckle. Blame me for the handcart not being there. I had to get something out of this relationship and the computer was it.

  6. Sarcastro Says:

    Somebody’s Sugar Momma sure gets mouthy when she’s drunk.On another front, typical Aunt B liberalism: Someone else has a nicer television, you feel like that isn’t fair so you figure out a wealth transfer scheme, then expect that better off person to pay for your health care as well.

  7. Knucklehead Says:

    Uh . . . can I have the Tivo full of pay-per-view porn?

  8. Katherine Coble Says:

    I thought Sarcastro had sworn a vow to never have TiVo…Either way, it sounds like perhaps the Sugar Momma would have a use for the porn. But, really, who needs a handcart to move a computer? Does Our Beloved Sarcastro own a Cray?

  9. Aunt B. Says:

    Weep for poor Sarcastro with his ancient mainframe! When he wants to look at internet porn, he has to wait six hours and then all he gets is a card full of tiny holes.Sarcastro, I’ve noticed that when you talk about my liberalism, you always have this tone of mild disgust. I can only assume that it’s because you’re jealous you didn’t think of it yourself.

  10. Katherine Coble Says:

    As long as the holes aren’t too tiny and are strategically located, I’d suppose he’s doing alright.

  11. Sarcastro's Sugar Momma Says:

    I appreciate Katherine Coble’s concern for my possible need for porn, but Sarcastro will be home tomorrow night. As far as needing a handcart for the computer…I took the monitor, too. The cart saved me from making two trips down Charlotte to the pawn shop.

  12. Katherine Coble Says:

    <I>Sarcastro will be home tomorrow night</I>And what does one have to do with the other? <I>As far as needing a handcart for the computer…I took the monitor, too</I>Ah-ha! Sarcastro has not yet sprung for the lightweight and highly-portable flatscreen. Maybe a good thing you pawned the sucker. Now he’ll be free to use his insurance money to buy a <imagine hyperlink to Apple Co. Here) real machine. <quit imagining hyperlink)

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