A Gift For You

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Two of my Guatamalans are getting married.  He is the best guy we have working for us.  He is smart, skilled, quiet and shy.  She is as cute as a box full of Chinese babies.  Her voice, when habla-ing espanol muy rapido is mesmerizing in its sweetness.  They make a very cute couple and will be completely  happy together.  They make puppy-dog eyes at each other at the jobsite everyday.  Ain’t that precious?

If I were a wealthy Powerball millionaire, I would provide them with a bungalow on my large ocean front estate.  Instead of living in Madison and doing dangerous demolition work, they could work on stately Sarcastro Manor doing the things that need to be done to keep a stately manor going.  Their children would have a wonderland to grow up in instead of a crummy apartment complex.  Of course, I would send the children to recieve the finest education possible, so that the following generations would not have to undertake back breaking labor just to afford a few tortillas and frijoles. 

Unfortunately, I’m not a Powerball millionaire.

So, how about a crockpot instead? 

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6 Responses to “A Gift For You”

  1. Huck Says:

    HA! Boxes of Chinese babies are darling aren’t they.They always make the perfect gift too.I gave them out to all my relatives as Christmas presents this year.

  2. brittney Says:

    <a href="http://www.gardensafari.net/hania/china/people/iDSCN8912.jpg">squeal!</a&gt;

  3. brittney Says:

    Fucked that right up:http://www.gardensafari.net/hania/china/people/iDSCN8912.jpg

  4. Huck Says:

    Too bad… I liked it better with the "Squeal!"

  5. Ryan Says:

    "..cute as a box full of Chinese babies" may be my new catchphrase. If that is an original,then I owe you a beer and handshake.Best,Ryan

  6. Exador Says:

    You could always pay him more.

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