New Year’s Rockin’ Eve!

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This year Dick Clark came back from a stroke to host the New Year’s celebration in Times Square this year.  America’s Oldest Teenager has repeatedly denied making a pact with Satan regarding his youthful appearance over the years.  There is some speculation that he may be Satan himself.  Evidently, this year his contract with the Prince of Darkness expired.  Don’t forget both Dick Clark and Richard Nixon were both in Dallas on the day of the Kennedy assassination.  Coincidence?  I think not!

STMenagerie.jpg "Remember, one beep means that Mr. Clark is ready for the countdown, two beeps means to throw it over to Ryan Seacrest, and a series of long beeps means he needs to be changed."

 

 

 

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2 Responses to “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve!”

  1. SayUncle Says:

    Did you notice he messed up the count? Quite sad.

  2. Sarcastro Says:

    Yeah, I caught that. In all seriousness, it was pretty sad.

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