I’d Cry But I Can’t Spare The Moisture


As if we need another reason to hate the local FOX affilliate, they go out of their fucking way to provide us with one.  The episode of Arrested Development that was due to air last Monday was pre-empted by Marlo Thomas and some bullshit about St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.  Well let me tell you something folks,  kids with cancer are nowhere near as funny as the wacky antics of the Bluth family.  I don’t think I laughed more than two or three times while they trotted out these bald, dying kids.   

In a genius programming move , the local dopes at FOX 17 put the missing Arrested episodes (new and rerun) on Saturday evening at 6 p.m., right after showing the unwatchable A Very Brady Christmas for what will hopefully be the last time.   Although, it was followed by a very special hour of COPS, featuring crack whores.   So that was a plus.

This week, those slack-jawed dopes will probably bump Arrested out of its timeslot for a infomercial starring Ted Bessell.  Even though ol’ Ted’s been dead for years, it will still be funnier than dying children and Prison Break.



2 Responses to “I’d Cry But I Can’t Spare The Moisture”

  1. Exador Says:

    The bastards at Fox also played the President’s speech instead of Family Guy.

  2. Sarcastro Says:

    Our local FOX station, played Family Guy in its entirety after the Prez’s speech.

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