An Eating Disorder Would Be The Best Case Scenario

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The shirts were the first giveaway that these girls weren’t an Olson twin ripoff:

twins.jpg Is that from the Hello Adolf! collection?

 

I’m trying to treat this seriously.  But, there is no way to look at this as anything but tragically humorous or humorously tragic.  Yeah, I get it that these fresh face little cuties don’t understand the implication of the crap that their father is filling their heads with.  We all know how bad this is going to end for them.  I don’t mean being chased by screaming fans, fifteen minutes of stardom, upcoming reality show on VH1 bad.  I mean teenage pregnancies, coupling with various Hitler Youth meth dealers in high desert trailer park bad.

The funnier parts come from this profile of them from ABC.

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6 Responses to “An Eating Disorder Would Be The Best Case Scenario”

  1. Aunt B. Says:

    You’ve neglected to mention the funniest part of the whole thing–their mom is “a stay-at-home mom who no longer lives with the twins’ father.” Yes, their mom is molding them into her little racist singing cash cows so that she doesn’t have to get a job. Hilarious.

  2. Rex L. Camino Says:

    At least they are more up front about it than that phony Hanson.

  3. Steve Riley Says:

    Sean,Didn’t you sleep with that chick in Hanson?

  4. Sarcastro Says:

    Hey, keep quiet about that. I think that Hanson chick might have been underage.

  5. Katherine Coble Says:

    “We want to stay white”Okay. Who’s stopping them? The Great Tanning Booth Conspiracy?!?I think the funniest thing is the image of Hess as being a champion of peace.

  6. Sarcastro Says:

    Yeah, the article has all sorts of unintentionally funny parts. The Song For Hess and The Broken Aryan Home nuggets were pure gold. I also liked that they left Bakersfield because it wasn’t ‘white’ enough. They have a website and a blog dedicated to them. If only SNL could come up with comedy sketches this rich with the milk of human unkindness.

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