It’s that time of year kids.  Time for Asbestos Recertification.  The most mind-numbing, sleep-inducing two days of the year.

The Highlights So Far:

"Hey!  Where’s Ron (the instructor) at?"

"We’re doing this because we don’t want to be sued."

"You remember the ‘Werewolves of London’ guy, Warren Za-von ?"

"If you want to make some money, you need to load your shit up and go to Texas."


Things That Are Approximately As Boring As Asbestos Recertification: 


The Trial of Saddam Hussein

Harriet Miers’ Beliefs and Accomplishments

Anything to do with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

This season’s  Desperate Housewives

Metro Council’s Ethics Bill

This Blog 


5 Responses to “BOOORING!”

  1. Aunt B. Says:

    Boring in comparison to the pre-scuffle part of Hussein’s trial or post-scuffle? I was just thinking how nice it’d be if our staff meetings broke out into scuffles instead of the seething hostility that lies under most of our passive-aggressive silences. I imagine even asbestos recertification could be improved with a fight.

  2. Sarcastro Says:

    The only way it could improve is if they just let us take the tests, instead of sitting all damn day hearing the same damn stuff we heard last year. And I swear that was the same exact test that I took last year. The instructor did get irritated that no one showed any interest and asked no questions in order to keep moving through the material.

  3. Steve Riley Says:

    The asbestos instructor was irritated? Get it?! Is this thing on?!

  4. Katherine Coble Says:

    I missed this post yesterday. I’m sorry that I did. I love all things connected with Warren Za-von.Za-von calling….!

  5. Peptodismal Says:

    If you have a mess o theleoma caused by asbreastus’s, call the office of Luvell Glanton.

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