Off The Record, On The QT, And Very Hush-Hush

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What this town needs is a good gossip rag.  A scandal sheet that would make Sid Hudgens blush.  There are enough gherms, disaffected songwriters, assorted hangers-on, hospitality workers, strippers, limo drivers and day-care professionals to keep the prime sinnuendo flowing for years. 

Just sitting around various watering holes in the Music Row vicinity, I know which country diva used the dumb dust to lose weight after her pregnancies, which one’s marriage is a beard to cover her sapphic preferences,  and which star’s dream marriage to a movie star devolved into a fraud-alleged annulment after only four months.  Ok, the last one was a gimme. 

But then there are the entertainers, who, for whatever reason, feel the need to tell the world that their girlfriend is a damn whore via press release.   The best part is how he publicly blows the lid off of her infidelity and outright lying to him, then he pleads for privacy.   

For some reason this whole thing reminds me of an episode of My Name Is Earl

Thanks to Defamer for the link.

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2 Responses to “Off The Record, On The QT, And Very Hush-Hush”

  1. Katherine Coble Says:

    My friend, you have a new calling.

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Holy crap. That Chris Cagle link is hilarious. I wonder what gave the baby away.

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