Steel Erections and Concrete Vibrators


Hey, you perverts, this is legitimate construction industry jargon.  We are professionals, after all.  We don’t sit around and giggle about vibrators and erections.  That is sophmoric, puerile and plain silly.  Only a complete jackass would bring this sort of thing up in polite conversation. 

But please remember how valuable these things are to progress.  This country wouldn’t be nearly as well off if it wasn’t for steel erections and concrete vibrators.  And don’t you forget it



5 Responses to “Steel Erections and Concrete Vibrators”

  1. Peptodismal Says:

    There used to be a lovely “Erection Welding” sign on US70 West at Mound Bottom near the Narrows. Always made me smile – both of ’em.Do concrete vibrators replace mortar forkers?

  2. Mephistophocles Says:

    Isn’t there a “Steel Erections” sign off I65 at Wedgewood? Seems like I remember a sophomoric joke or two made to me by a plastered sophomoric college student back in the good old days about that sign.

  3. Sarcastro Says:

    Yes, in fact, I’m working with that company right now on the 5th Ave. project.

  4. Steve Riley Says:

    Is this post a scam to generate traffic off of Google?Brilliant!

  5. Katherine Coble Says:

    You may get “Steel Erections”.I’m the one who’s laid (hah!) claim to “Fingerprint-free erections”

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