If You’re Going To San Francisco…

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…be sure to take some dirty hippies with you.

For those of you who think that free government services actually cost nothing, and that you have the right to free healthcare, internet service, a job, or a home, well hop the next train leaving from Aunt B’s backyard and head west.  Share the Kerouac dream of letting the wind blow through your mottled, lice ridden  hair as you ride the boxcar to the land of plenty.

So pack a grip and split for the coast.  They will welcome you with open arms.  We will try to get by without you.

 

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4 Responses to “If You’re Going To San Francisco…”

  1. Katherine Coble Says:

    Just make sure you don’t go through B.’s garbage cans on your way out of town.

  2. Aunt B. Says:

    Aw, come on. You’d miss us. Who would antagonize you? You can’t possibly be counting on fighting with Kat for the rest of your life. Y’all don’t have that much to fight about.And, my god, don’t be sending large amounts of folks to hitch the train by my house. I’d be a wreck after two days.

  3. brittney Says:

    Dirty hippies! Lice!Oh boy, that is provocative.

  4. Sarcastro Says:

    Good enough for a comment, Brittney, but not good enough for a mention at NIT? Oh, baby, what happened to us? I thought we had something special.

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