Have You Been Touched By His Noodly Appendage?

Any belief system that links the decline in pirates to the global warming,  promises a stripper factory and a beer volcano in heaven, is vastly superior to any of the other major world religions.  








Don’t believe it?  Well here is some cold hard irrefutable science to back it up:
















Does your bible have charts and graphs?  I didn’t think so.


I am so hungry for some pasta right about now.