NFL Stoners Part Deux

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It may not have been entirely fair to bash Onterrio Smith
for being a dumb hop-head.  He  just wanted to beat the
mandatory piss test with a fake penis and dehydrated urine.  At
least give him credit for trying to beat the system.
But Nate Newton
on the other hand has to be dumber.  A lot dumber.  This guy
made bank as a six time Pro Bowler.  So what does he decide to do
after retiring from the NFL?  Smuggle hundreds of pounds of weed,
of course.  Why? Because you can’t make it on a professional
football player’s salary anymore, I guess.
The punchline to this joke is that Nate lives not far from my little brother.  Which explains a lot.

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