What I liked about going to the library today:
1. In the New Releases shelf: The Complete Idiots Guide To Astrology. The third and sixth word in that title are redundant.
2. Complete whackjob Janice Dickinson’s memoir, No Life Guard on Duty was shelved and labeled under Fiction.
3. After searching for what seemed like minutes, I finally found the book I wanted to read. Given the selection of the Antioch library, that was no simple task.
October 19, 2007 at 11:55 am |
Where is the Antioch library?
October 19, 2007 at 11:57 am |
I double-checked to see if there was an Antioch branch, not because i’m anal but because I was assuming that if they hadn’t opened one then you probably meant Southeast–which is actually my second favourite of all the branches. I used to hang out there all the time. Oddly enough, they have the best selection of DVDs. I have no idea why.
October 19, 2007 at 11:57 am |
Is this one of them hyperthetical questions?
It is officially called Southeast Branch. It is on Hickory Highlands right off of Bell Road. Coming from M’boro Road it is on your right, if you get to the commercial/mall area you’ve gone to far.
October 19, 2007 at 11:58 am |
Jinx. Buy me a coke.
October 21, 2007 at 6:52 am |
Seriously? I wouldn’t have guessed that you’d go near Hitch with a ten-foot pole sheathed in a ten-foot condom.
October 21, 2007 at 7:27 am |
I am nothing if not a fan of drink-soaked, ex-Trotskyite popinjays.
You must be thinking of the Will Smith/Kevin James film, Hitch. Indeed, a ten foot cattle prod sheathed in latex would be the only means to get me to see.
October 22, 2007 at 1:02 pm |
I lol’d at #2 (quietly, since I don’t want to awaken the dog or the boy).