Are any of you not so sharply dressed men out there looking for a suit to wear to your next social engagement, fancy ball or court date?
If so, come on down to Sarcastro’s House of Discount Menswear (a subsidiary of Global Dynamics)!
We’ve got name brand suits for $20!
Sport Coats $10
Dress pants $5–We’ll throw in the pleats, NO CHARGE!
Dress shirts $1
Disclaimer: All clothing slightly used, and honestly not worn in years.
So, if your size is somewhere around 34 or 36/30 for pants; 16-16 3/4 for dress shirts; and between 42R and 44R in jacket, get in on the discount action!
At these prices, they better not last long!
November 14, 2006 at 3:04 am |
You’re not planning on joining any foreign legions, or anything, are you?
November 14, 2006 at 12:30 pm |
The thought is appealing.No, these fine suits will never ever fit me. They are sized for a much skinnier man.