Any belief system that links the decline in pirates to the global warming, promises a stripper factory and a beer volcano in heaven, is vastly superior to any of the other major world religions.
Don’t believe it? Well here is some cold hard irrefutable science to back it up:
Does your bible have charts and graphs? I didn’t think so.
I am so hungry for some pasta right about now.
August 22, 2005 at 8:03 pm |
Just step away from the keyboard and keep your hands away from your body. You have been spending waaay too much time searching the web.
August 24, 2005 at 6:39 pm |
I believe! I believe! Thank you for being a missionary for this worthy cause. Now where’s that parmesan…?